Hindi Jokes SMS
Dear customer,
u r not using your sms service properly.
your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.
to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender.
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When i don’t get your sms
a little pain in my heart
a small tear in my eyes and
sadness falls on my face.
what is this?
it’s nothing
“Just Dramabazi.”
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Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai
ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.
jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.
aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain
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Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.
Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,
Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…
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Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later
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SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai.
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Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.
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Pyar ki tadap..
Pyar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil mein lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata,
lakh judai ho pyar mein magar
zindagi ka pehla pyar bhulaya nahi jata…
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Wo kahte hain ke saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai
ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete…
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Saari umar zindagi se dur rahe,
teri khushi k liye tujhse dur rahe,
ab isse badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi,
ki tere hokar bhi tujhse dur rahe.
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Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do…
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .
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